ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS






"Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad."
- athea (via invhale )





spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways































"He smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’."
- Ten Word Poem #5  (via unbitch)










"Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever."
- (via unenergetic)





bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with






not texting back is only okay when i do it